something i found online

Overdue Tip
Dear waitress
If you only knew
What I can do
You would give me that menu
I’m smart
And I can speak
So, please ask me,
"What would you like to eat?"
Dear waiter
Don’t be shy
Just look me in the eye
And bring me a piece of apple pie
Tell your peers
They need not fear
Nor shout in my ears
I can hear very clear
About my difference
Dear servers, let me explain
It’s a problem with my muscles
Not my brain
Now that you know
I’m like the average Joe,
Next time you see me,
Just say, "Hello"
Take it from me
It’s a sure bet
This is the best tip
You’ll ever get



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